"The book you don't read can't help."—Jim Rohns
Overheard in a Barnes and Nobles store in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
Lady: Excuse me, but I'm looking for a book.
Store Chick: And?
Lady: I don't remember the title or author, but the cover is purple.
Store Chick: Our purple books are downstairs.
Lady: They sent me up here.
Store Chick: We're sold out of purple books. You want something in a yellow?