Sunday, November 30, 2008

May I Help You Find a Book?

"The book you don't read can't help."—Jim Rohns

Overheard in a Barnes and Nobles store in Brooklyn Heights, New York.

Lady: Excuse me, but I'm looking for a book.

Store Chick: And?

Lady: I don't remember the title or author, but the cover is purple.

Store Chick: Our purple books are downstairs.

Lady: They sent me up here.

Store Chick: We're sold out of purple books. You want something in a yellow?

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! May you find many reasons to be thankful!

The blog will resume next Monday after the holiday.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

15 Tips to Make Your Article Title Sing

"Every newspaper headline is a potential song." —Phil Ochs

By Scoti Springfield Domeij

A title captures the tune of your article. Work hard to create a title that sings, sings a song, sings out loud, sings out strong. Many readers only scan headlines and subtitles. Rhythm makes your title sing. Your title sings if it —

  1. Hooks the reader's attention.
  2. Is simple, direct and easy to read.
  3. Lures readers to read the body of your article.
  4. Relates well to the topic.
  5. Pinpoints the theme or essence of the entire article in a few words.
  6. Uses key words from the article.
  7. Is seven words or less. (If writing for the web, it's under 65 characters.)
  8. Uses strong, active phrasing.
  9. Employs short, ordinary, vibrant, powerful, or specific words.
  10. Avoids abbreviations.
  11. Offers a promise to the reader of a believable benefit.
  12. Reflects the article's tone: funny, solemn, irreverent, upbeat.
  13. Can be followed by a colon and a subhead clearly defining the subject of the article.
  14. Influences subtitles revealing reader benefits.
  15. Judges the relevance of each paragraph.

Take Ray Charles's advice for making your article sound good to the ear, "Do it right or don't do it at all. That comes from my mom. If there's something I want to do, I'm one of those people that won't be satisfied until I get it done. If I'm trying to sing something and I can't get it, I'm going to keep at it until I get where I want it."

Friday, November 21, 2008

A Little Bit of Friday Fun

With thanks to literary agent Chip MacGregor, here's some fun Friday reading.
Chip has a great blog, where he fields all sorts of questions from writers.

This past week, he took on 10 questions, starting with As an agent, what is a typical Monday like for you? and ending with What do you love most about life?

My favorite question was #6: What was the worst story you were ever pitched?
I laughed so hard--and decided to make sure you didn't miss out on the opportunity for some "you've got to be kidding me" moments.

So, visit Chip's blog. Go ahead, read all 10 questions and answers. But start with #10! You'll want to find out if Chip accepted the book proposal from the man who said he and his son were the two witnesses from Revelation--and threatened his part of the country with "severe weather patterns" if Chip didn't accpet his book proposal. (And that's only one of Chip's examples!)

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Experiences--Keep a Record for Your Fiction

"Should I use something quick like a knife, or slow and subtle, like poison?" My friend asked.

"Oh, definitely go with the poison," another friend answered.

The waiter paused in the middle of pouring fresh tea, his eyes darting from one customer to another as he undoubtedly wondered who was the intended victim.

Lunch conversation can be quite interesting when a group of mystery writers are plotting mayhem, especially to the unsuspecting wait staff.

We all know a writer doesn’t commit a murder in order to write about one, but you can use your struggles today to enrich your writing in ways that you would have never imagined otherwise. Authors draw on their experiences with anger, jealousy, and revenge (real or imagined) to create a character's emotions.

I was happily married when I wrote a scene with a widow visiting a cemetery, so I drew on my experience of going to see my unborn baby’s grave to write the scene. I just wanted to clean off the grave, lay some flowers, and say a prayer, but I couldn't find the marker. I was getting more upset by the minute, and I was almost hysterical by the time I located the site.

One Sunday afternoon, I sat at the computer in my bedroom and entered that magic writing zone when the scene was unfolding before me and I was merely a typist. I could see my poor heroine. She couldn't find her husband's grave. She was crying. I was crying. My family—did I mention that I have seven children?—kept interrupting me. I’d wipe the tears from my face, answer the question, then continue crying and writing. But the scene is wonderful, and one of my crit partners cries whenever she reads it because the emotion is real.

Last month, I was inconvenienced with a flat tire. Thankfully, it happened in my driveway and I wasn’t stranded somewhere with my two-year-old. As I struggled to install the car seat into the back of my son’s two-door Focus, I was pressured for time. My 11-year-old son was speaking on the Battle of Thermopylae to home schooled children before a re-enactment with super soakers. The kids would have wet fun, while I’d be chasing my fearless two-year-old around the park in the sticky heat. Not my ideal morning! But I knew if I could keep a good attitude, I’d find the morning’s mishaps useful the next time I needed to frustrate a character.

Today, something else happened that inconvenienced me, and I thought of how this could affect one of my characters, but—here’s the important part—I didn’t jot it down. Now, as I write this on blog, I can’t remember what it was. So keep a journal of your mishaps. You’ll be glad that you did.

~Roxanne Sherwood~

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Humpty Dumpty Double Speak

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master—that's all." Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

By Scoti Springfield Domeij

I enjoy the humor of language. Oxymorons—oxy means sharp, moron means dull—combines incongruous or contradictory terms. Take for instance the word "sophomore." It's Greek roots are oxymorons. Sophos means wise. Moros means stupid. Hardly a description of a second-year high school or college student. Writers inject oxymorons for a humorous, ironic, or rhetorical effect or to express an opinion or call attention to a contradiction. They appear in poetry, literature, advertising, and popular language. Oxymorons in literature appearing in Romeo and Juliet are damned saint, honorable villain, loyal deceit. Tennyson's Idylls of the King contains two oxymorons: "And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true."

Shakespeare's Oxymorons in Romeo and Juliet

Romeo: Why then, O brawling love! O loving hate!

O anything of nothing first create,

A heavy lightness, serious vanity,

Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms,

Feather of lead...

Juliet: O serpent heart, hid with a flow'ring face!

Beautiful tyrant, fiend angelical'

Dove-feathered raven, wolfish ravening lamb'

A damned saint, an honourable villain

Oxymorons in Poetry

One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night

Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,

Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to arrest the two dead boys,

If you don't believe this story's true,

Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Land of Cockaigne

I saw three headless [men] playing at a ball,

A handless man served them all.

While three mouthless men laughed,

Three legless [men] from them ran.

Oxymoronic Phrases

No fair

Now, then...

We're alone

Less is more

Love to hate

No comment

No means yes

Are you asleep?

Include me out.

One size fits all

Better than new

Easy to assemble

Sharp as a marble

Turned up missing

Thinking out loud

Make haste slowly

Noisy but peaceful

Back to the future

Fighting for peace

Free with purchase

New and improved

Where the truth lies

Expect the unexpected

Specialize in everything

With all deliberate speed

Brief after-dinner speech

Accidentally on purpose

Signing off on something

The rain is starting to stop.

Can I ask you a question?

Thank God I'm an atheist.

Benign military occupation

Ready-to-eat frozen dinner

Thirty-day mini-jumbo CD

New antiques arriving daily

Different, like everybody else

All the way through a portion

That shoe fits him like a glove.

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Seriously, you need to lighten up.

As famous as the unknown soldier

You cannot know anything for sure

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

More Oxymorons


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Earth angel, easy labor, easy money, easy payments, easy problem, easy to follow directions, easy-open cap, economic reform, economic science, economy car, educated guess, educated illiterate, educational television, effective compassion, electroshock therapy, elementary calculus, elevated subway, elevator shoes, eloquent silence, emergency room, empty load, empty stomach, end head, English gourmet, English syntax, enlightened despotism, entertainment news, entire portion, environmentally sensitive development, equal housing, equal justice, equal opportunity, equal opportunity, ergonomic keyboard, eschew obfuscation, essential service, ethical attorney, Ethiopian food, European community, evaporated milk, even odds, exact difference, exact estimate, exact opposite, executive assistant, executive decision, exit interview, expanded basic, expect the unexpected, expected surprise, expert amateur, express bus, express mail, expressive silence, extended limits, extensive briefing, extinct life, extra ordinary, extra time, extra money, extra virgin, eyes wide shut


Factory air, factual inaccuracies, fail safe, failing health, fair lending, fair reporting, fair trial, fairly dark, faithful boyfriend, faithful husband, fallout shelter, false evidence, false fact, false hope, false positive, false reality, familiar difference, family entertainment, family planning association, family vacation, famous Belgians, fan fatale, fan light, farewell reception, fast food restaurant, fast food, fast idle, fast turtle, Fatboy Slim, fatal attraction, fatally injured, fat-free cream, fat-free creamer, fat-free ice cream, featherweight, federal budget, feeling numb, fellow women, female autobot, female logic, female sperm whale, female transformer, feminine logic, fiber glass, fighting Christians, fighting for peace, final draft, final version, fine mess, firehouse, firewater, first annual, first conclusions, first-strike defense, fish farm, fish fingers, flamenco choreography, flat-busted, flexible budget, flexible ethics, flexible freeze, flood control, following preview, foolhardy, foolish wisdom, football scholarship, football, forced normalization, foreign national, forever's end, forgetful elephant, forgotten memories, forward lateral, forward retreat, foul line, foul post, found missing, free agent, free gift, free love, free with purchase, freedom loan, freedom mortgage, Freewill Baptist Church, freezer burn, French deodorant, French mafia, French resistance, French shaving cream, fresh air, fresh cheese, fresh dried fruit, fresh exhaust, fresh frozen, fresh smelt, fresh-frozen, fried ice cream, friendly advice, friendly argument, friendly competitor, friendly divorce, friendly enemy, friendly fire, friendly suit, friendly takeover, front end, frozen hell, full service snack bar, full service, full stop, full vacuum, full-length bikini, full-time day, full-time hobby, fun run, functional illiterate, funky white guy, funny insult, future date, fuzzy logic


Garage apartment, gateway, gay drill sergeant, gay priests, gay rights, gentle piranha, gentle turbulence, gentleman bandit, gentleman pirates, gentleman's agreement, gentleman's club, genuine fake, genuine forgery, genuine illusion, genuine imitation, genuine plastic, genuine replica, genuine veneer, ghostly spirit, giant shrimp, girl scout nuts, girlfriend, girly man, global village, go sit, god awful, going nowhere, gold silverware, golden silverware, goliath beetle, good boy, good cigar, good demon, good Friday, good grief, good job, good kid, good lie, good loser, good morning, good riddance, good teenager, gourmet cat food, gourmet pizza, gourmet porridge, gourmet sandwich, government aid, government assistance, government employee, government integrity, government intelligence, government organization, government service, government worker, governmental efficiency, graduate student, grand children, grand theft, graphic language, grass roots, great Britain, great deficiency, Great Depression, great war, greater Cleveland, greater evil, green consumerism, green oranges, ground floor, grounded flight, group of individuals, growing deep, growing dim, growing small, growing smaller, growth recession, guaranteed forecast, guest host, guided democracy, gum brick, gun safe, gunboat diplomacy, gypsy king


Haitian former president-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier, half dead, half empty, half full, half naked, half-breed, hamburger steak, hang over, happily married, happy camper, happy homeless man, happy Monday, hard curve, hard liquor, hard pillow, hard roll, hard water, hate to hate, head butt, head-end, health care industry, healthy chocolate, healthy tan, heavy gas, helicopter flight, Hells angels, here and there, hermitage, Hi-Fi cassette tapes, high minimum wage, higher ground, highly depressed, highly underestimated, high-speed computer, highway underpass, hip-hop culture, historical event, historical fiction, holistic healing, holistic medicine, hollow point, holy crap, holy hell, holy land, holy war, home office, home work, homeland security, homeless shelter, homeless shelter, homeopathic medicine, honest cheater, honest crook, honest lawyer, honest politician, hopelessly optimistic, horse fly, hot chili, hot ice, hot water heater, hotdog, house boat, house ethics, house plant, huge market niche, human evolution, humane war, humanitarian invasion, humble opinion, humble pedantry, hurting pretty well, hurts so good, hybrid car


Ice cream cake, ice water, iced coffee, icy hot, idiot savant, ill health, illegitimate relative, immediate future, important game, improvised arrangement, improvised choreography, incorrect facts, increasing declines, incredibly convincing, incredibly dull, independent financial advisor, independent party, industrial park, inexpensive car, infinite number, initial conclusion, initial result, inmate trustee, innate wisdom, in-school suspension, inside out, instant classic, instant oil change, institutional revolutionary, instrumental song, intelligent life forms, intelligent reporter, intelligent truck driver, intelligent war reporter, intense apathy, intentional accident, internet privacy, internet security, intrinsic value, invisible ink, invisible solid, irate patient, ironic similarities, Italian American


Jailbird, jet lag, Jewish Nazi, Jews for Jesus, job security, jogging stroller, journalistic accuracy, journalistic integrity, jumbo shrimp, junk food, just friends, just war, justifiable paranoia


Key chain, knothole, known secret, kosher ham, kosher pork


Lace-up loafers, lame effort, lamp shade, land bridge, larger half, last exit, last initial, law enforcement, lead balloon, lean pork, least favorite, led zeppelin, left intellectual, legal brief, legal ethics, legal justice, legal monopoly, legally drunk, legitimate ruler, leisure industry, leisure suit, lend lease, liberal bias, liberal Republican, life insurance, life sentence, light beer, light heavyweight, light-skinned black, limited edition print, limited incursion, limited lifetime guarantee, limited war, limousine bus, linear curve, liquid crystal, liquid gas, liquid metal, liquid natural gas, liquid paper, literal interpretation, little big, little big horn, little big man, little giant, live recording, living dead, living will, local celebrity, local long distance, local network, Long Island Expressway, long shorts, long sleeve t-shirt, loophole, loose tights, loosely packed, lopsided majority, loud librarian, loud whisper, love affair, love crime, lovesick, loving Christians, low altitude, low fat, low insurance rates, low-paid politician, loyal opposition, luxury apartment, luxury bus, luxury SUV


Mad scientist, major general, Malaysian democracy, male compassion, male intellect, male ladybug, malnutrition nutritionist, man child, managed competition, management action, management science, management style, management support, mandatory elective, mandatory options, man's intuition, manual automatic garage door openers, marijuana initiative, marketing strategy, marital bliss, married life, martial arts, martial law, martial music, maternity fashion, mature student, maxi thins, meatless chili, meatless hamburger, Medicaid payment, medical ethics, medium large, medium rare, medium well, melted ice, mercy killing, metal board, metal woods, Mexican cuisine, Microsoft works, Mid-East peace, midnight sun, mighty weak, mild abrasive, mild enthusiasm, mild heart attack, mild interest, mild jalapeno pepper, mild mannered reporter, mile high, military intelligence, military justice, military organization, military peace, mind expanding drugs, mindless thinking, mini giant, mini marathon, miniature giant, minor crises, minor disaster, minor hurricane, minor miracle, minor surgery, miracle drug, misanthropic philanthropist, mobile house, mobile station, model prisoner, modern classic, modern history, modified final judgment, moral majority, mortgage industry, motion picture, mournful optimism, moving target, much less, mud bath, music business, musical comedy, mute sound, mutual differences, mutually exclusive, natural additives


Nameless celebrity, native immigrant, natural additives, natural blonde, natural enhancement, natural makeup, near miss, nearly complete, necessary evil, necessary meeting, negative gain, negative growth, negative profit, net loss, neutral bias, neutral charge, neutral color, never again, never generalize, never is, never mind, never repeated, nevermore, new antiques, new classic, new lofts, new old stock, new routine, new tradition, new used cars, New York culture, night light, nightshade, ninety-nine percent fat free, ninja turtles, noble savage, non-alcoholic beer, non-alcoholic wine, non-binding contract, non-binding resolution, non-commercial sponsor, nondairy creamer , non-denominational church, non-stick glue, non-stick gum, non-stop flight, non-working mother, normal deviation, normally weird, northwest summer, nothing happens, nothing much, now and then, nuclear defense, nuclear strategy, numb feeling


Objective opinion, objective parent, obnoxiously happy, obscene art, obvious secret, obviously hidden, odd similarities, oddly appropriate, office suite, offset, old boy, old news, on the go, on time flight, on time train, one choice, one hour photo, one man show, one-man audience, one-man band, only choice, only one option, only option, open circuit, open code, open marriage, open secret, operating system, operation rescue, organized chaos, organized chaos, organized confusion, organized crime, organized mess, organized traffic jam, original copies, original copy, original reprint, orphans of the living, over achiever, overcool, overdone, overfull, overmodest, oxymoron


Pagan Cretin, paid volunteer, painless suicide, painless torture, paper tablecloth, paperless office, parking space, partial ceasefire, partial silence, partially complete, partially honest, partially true, partly pregnant, pass rusher, passive activity, passive aggression, passive preamp, peace force, peace offensive, peacemaker missile, peace offensive, peace officer, peaceful hullabaloo, peaceful warrior, peacefully contentious, peacekeeper missile, peacekeeping force, peace-keeping missile, pepper cherry, perfect idiot, perfect mismatch, perfectly awful, hair permanent, permanent guest-host, permanent loan, personal business, personal computer, pet fish, pet peeve, pet slug, petty cash, philosophy science, physician assisted suicide, pianoforte, pinch hitter, planned chaos, planned serendipity, planned spontaneity, planned surprise, plastic board, plastic cork, plastic flowers, plastic glass, plastic lemon, plastic silverware, plastic straw, plastic wood, plastic wood, plastic wood blocks, play responsibly, player coach, player piano, poet in residence in absentia, police protection, police science, Polish American, polite cabby, polite salesman, political ethics, political leadership, political promise, political science, political will, politically correct, poor little rich girl, pop art, pop punk, popular mechanics, positive defeat, positively cynical, post feminist, postal efficiency, postal service, postal worker, posthumous conception, post-modern, pot luck, power nap, practical experience, practical joke, practical logic, precision bombing, preemptive reaction, preemptive self-defense, preexisting condition, preliminary conclusion, preliminary final, premature ejaculation, premeditated spontaneity, premenstrual period, preservational development, presidential promises, press release, pretty bad, pretty smart, pretty ugly, preventable accident, primitive culture, primitive technology, prison life, private citizen, private community, private e-mail, producing manager, production meeting, productivity committee, professional courtesy, professional jealousy, professional realtor, professional temp, professional wrestling, program-length commercial, progressive conservative, promiscuous nun, pronounced silence, proprietary standard, psychiatric care, public opinion, public servant, pure evil, pure garbage, pure pollution


Qualified success, quality assurance, quality service, quantum leap, quick escrow, quick reboot, quicksand, quiet riot, quiet scream


Rabbi Hitler, racist liberal, radio show, rampant apathy, random logic, random order, random pattern, random precision, randomly organized, rap artist, rap music, rapid transit, rarely done, re- creation, Reagan Democrat, Reagan's memoirs, real copy, real fake, real fantasy, real lie, real numbers, real phony, real polyester, real potential, real processed cheese, real TV, real vinyl, realistic schedule, reality television, reality TV, real-life show, really sarcastic, reasonable attorney fees, reasonable female, recent history, recent history, recently new, reckless caution, recoilless rifle, recorded live, red licorice, redundant redundancy, refundable deposit, regular specials, related division, relative stranger, relative truth, relaxation exercise, relaxation exercise, religious education, religious fact, religious retreat, religious right, religious science, religious tolerance, remarkably common, Republican party, repulsive desire, required elective, resident alien, resort campground, respectful trolls, responsible government, restless sleep, restrained opulence, retarded genius, retarded logic, retired worker, reverse discrimination, righteous indignation, riskless investment, river land, roaring silence, rock opera, rogue cop, rolling stop, routine surgery, rubber bones, rubber cement, rude manners, rural metro, rush hour, Russian economy, RV resort


Sad clown, sad smile, safe abortion, safe and sane fireworks, safe investment, safe sex, safety glass, safety hazard, same difference , sample prototype, sanitary landfill, sanitary napkin, sanitary sewer, saving price, savings & loan, saying nothing, scented deodorant, scheduled spontaneity, school food, school vacation, science fiction, scientific belief, scientific consensus, scientific creationism, Scottish Danish, seacoast, seaport, search party, second best, Secret Service, secular religion, security risk, seductive innocence, see-saw, self service, self-help, self-help group, selfish lover, self-rescue, self-taught, semi truck, semi-boneless, semi-boneless ham, Senate ethics committee, sense of the Congress, sensitive male, serious clown, serious fun, serious musician, serious rest, seriously funny, set free, shabby chic, sharp curve, short distance, short length, show business, silent alarm, silent auction, silent scream, simple instructions, simple rules, simple technology, simplistic complexity, simply complex, simply complicated, simply confused, simply confusing, simply superb, sinfully good, single diversity, single family, single pair, single parent, singles, singles club, singles group, singular relationship, sit up, situational ethics, skinny broad, sleepwalk, slim fast, slouchy perfectionist, slow speed, slumber party, small crowd, small crowd, small fortune, small giant, small plethora, small world, smart ass, smart blonde, smart bomb, smart drugs, smart dummy, smart teachers, smooth closing, snow angel, social outcast, social science, social security, socialist market economy, socialist worker, soft bomb, soft rock, soft rock, softball, software documentation, software engineer, solid glass, solid gold plated, solid hole, solitary group, solo concert, someone, soul food, sound of silence, sour cream, southern justice, space cowboy, space walk, spare rib, special rights, spectator sport, speed limit, spendthrift, spiritual materialism, splendid misery, sports sedan, spring break, square peg, stable progression, stand down, standard deviation, standard option, start stopping, static variable, stealth bomber, steel wool, still life, still moving, stinky rose, stock modified, stool pigeon, stop action, stopmotion, straight angle, straight curve, straight hook, strangely familiar, strawberry blonde, strawberry papaya, string cheese, stripper's dressing room, strong decaf, strongest weakness, structured program, student athlete, student professor, student teacher, studied indifference, Styrofoam peanut, subdued debate, suburban culture, sugarless candy, suicide murder, suicide victim, summer school, sun screen, sun shade, sun shower, support groups, supporting documentation, sure bet, sure deal, sure thing, suspended indefinitely, sweet and sour, sweet crude, sweet sixteen, sweet sorrow, sweet tart, Swiss steak, symphonic discord, synthetic natural gas


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Vacant lot, Vacation Bible School, vaguely aware, vaguely familiar, valley heights, vegetable beef soup, vegetarian hamburger, vegetarian meatloaf, veggie burger, veiled accusation, vertical horizon, very little, very unique, Viagra falls, vibrating ringtone, victimless crime, violent agreement, violent peace protest, virgin bride, virgin mother, virgin vinyl, virtual friend, virtual real estate, virtual reality, virtually identical, virtually scratch resistant, voluntary compliance, volunteer job, voodoo science, voting power


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Friday, November 14, 2008

Author Interview: Melody Carlson, author of Let Them Eat Fruitcake!

Melody Carlson's Let Them Eat Fruitcake! is set during the weeks after Thanksgiving and leading up to Christmas. It's a realistic view of family and friends dealing with real life, love and disappointment in the midst of all the expectations that come up during the holiday season.

Here's a glimpse of Carlson's writing journey.

What got you started along The Writing Road?

Since I was a small child, I've always loved "story." Whether picture books, plays, daydreams, or a storyteller, I was captivated. As soon as I was able to write I began creating "stories" of my own. And all through school I continued to write and was often told by teachers that I was a "good writer." Of course, I thought they said that to everyone. And I didn't take my writing seriously. Sometimes when things come easily to us we take them for granted and don't perceive those abilities as real gifts. It took me a long time to realize I really was a writer. In my mid- thirties, I finally hit the place where I felt driven to write--like if I didn't start writing seriously I might explode or implode or something messy. I had no specific plan, but soon joined a critique group, read some books, attended a conference and it wasn't long before I sold my first short story.

Who has helped you along The Writing Road?

Early in my life, I had the same reading teacher (Mr. Lamb) three years in a row. He taught me to love good literature and to appreciate poetry. Later on, when I got serious about writing, my critique group was enormously helpful. I'm sure I learned more about writing from them than anyone. Then I worked in publishing for a few years and learned some more valuable lessons about what's involved in the making of books.

What's next for you along The Writing Road?

As always, I've got a pretty packed writing schedule--a new YA series to begin as well as a new adult series that I can't wait to start, some stand-alone YA books and Christmas novellas. I'm also getting more involved with a producer in Hollywood who's taken serious interest in getting some of my books to TV and film. Although it's a long shot, it's interesting and fun, not to mention educational.

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Finding Markets and Writer’s Guidelines

"To write what is worth publishing, to find honest people to publish it, and get sensible people to read it, are the three great difficulties in being an author."—Charles Caleb Colton

By Scoti Springfield Domeij

Feeling frustrated because you cannot find the right market to publish your writing? Below you will find a list of online databases listing writing markets and links to writer's guidelines. Some also include job listings.

AboutFreelanceWriting.com: Includes links to freelance writing jobs.

Bella Online: The Voice of Women: Links to 111 other websites with links to writing markets.

Forwriters.com: Scroll down their list of markets.

FreelanceWriting.com: Includes 898 writer's guidelines for paying magazine markets in their database.

Funds For Writers: Includes a variety of newsletters listing paying markets.

JacketFlap: Includes more than 20,000 children's book publishers.

Magazines in the Yahoo Directory: Lists magazines by subject. It links to the magazine's website. You'll have to search the website to find their writing guidelines.

OrganizedWriter.com: Search this database by category or alphabetically.

Sunoasis Jobs: Provides a resource base for those looking for writers, editors, and copywriters.

Wooden Horse Publishing: Includes over 2,000 print magazines in their media directory. It's fee based. You can check it out for 24 hours for $1.99.

Worldwide Freelance: Publishes two newsletters that contain international writing markets on a weekly basis.

WritersCrossing.com: Offers a weekly selection of paying markets in a free newsletter.

Writer's Guidelines Database: Browse by category, alphabetically or key word search of their database. It provides links to writing guidelines.

Writer's Market: The Writer's Market book is published each year and has hundreds of updated listings for magazine markets. You can also subscribe to the online database for a fee.

Writing for Dollars: Includes a guidelines database listing 848 writing markets.

WritersWeekly.com: Publishes paying markets and jobs each week.

Monday, November 10, 2008

I Love to Write Day: November 15

Anybody out there ever particpated in I Love to Write Day, the world's largest party for writers?

November 15th is the 7th annual I Love to Write Day, which was founded in 2002 by author John Riddle. Riddle's goal for I Love to Write Day is for people of all ages to spend time writing--a poem, a love letter, a greeting card, an essay, a short story, starting or finishing a novel. Besides inviting individuals to be part of the celebration, Riddle hopes to have 20,000 schools involved.

You can help celebrate I Love to Write Day by signing up for the 2008 event. Register by sending an e-mail to ilovetowriteday@ilovetowriteday.org Include your name, hometown, occupation, and tell how you learned about I Love To Write Day.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Writing Your Thanks

One of my children has recently been diagnosed with a serious disease, and I’m still learning how it will affect his life. For one thing: Medical insurance is a necessity. During the next two months, he’ll take an unbelievably expensive medication. In fact, a one month supply costs more than the value of his car. Our insurance pays over $4,000, but the co-pay, or our portion, is $994.

At Walgreen’s picking up the prescription, my mind reels with a kaleidoscope of questions: What are the side effects of the medicine, especially since my son is being given three times the normal dose? How can I understand a disease that causes him to need such powerful drugs? I’m researching, but I’m not sure that I’m asking all the right questions. And, gulp, the practical—how do I afford the co-pay?

Then, I remember my son has given the pharmacist a card from his physician that reduces our co-pay, but the pharmacy tech can’t find a record of it. I whip out my cell and call my son. He speaks with the tech and jars her memory. When she looks again, she produces the card. My jaw drops when she tells me my portion: $0.

My son watches a video on how to self-administer the medicine. He’ll need to vary the injection sites and watch for signs of infection or symptoms of a long list of life-threatening diseases. He learns that the medicine is supposed to be refrigerated. He breaks into a cold sweat and feels as if he’s going to throw up. He prays, “Please, let the medicine only need to be refrigerated after it’s opened.”


And my son still needs the medicine.

I’d been overwhelmed when the prescription was being filled and the tech hadn’t told me to refrigerate it. Since my son had to wait for instructions on how to dispense the drug, he hadn’t opened the bag where the fine print said it needed refrigeration.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday . . . The Condensed Version.

After my son pleads, Blue Cross and Blue Shield agrees to write off their portion, but the pharmacy charges me the original $994 co-pay, since the card is only good once each month. I know that my family will still eat, but I’m thinking Christmas is going to be slim. I speak with the manager, who asks the corporate office to waive my charge. In the end, my family was blessed tremendously.

You agree: it’s a wonderful story, but how is it writing-related? After all, this is a writing blog.

Well, (1) I’ve written this down so my family will remember a time when we were very blessed. Also, (2) I’ve published this story here to give Walgreen’s and Blue Cross and Blue Shield well-deserved recognition. Finally, (3) I’m writing letters thanking the local manager and the corporate offices for their generosity.

When someone in your life is kind or thoughtful or gives service beyond what’s expected, I urge you to put your thanks in writing.

~Roxanne Sherwood~

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Book Review: Through the Storm

Lynne Spears with Lorilee Craker

Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World

272 pp. Thomas Nelson Publishers

By Scoti Springfield Domeij

Through the Storm reveals Lynne Spears struggles in her marriage, the pain of her husband's alcoholism, the frenzy of her daughter's rise to mega-fame, and the relentless stalking by paparazzi. Lorilee Craker captures Lynne Spear's southern voice and clichés, sharing bits of humor and the emotional conflicts of Lynne's life from the death of her father to Jamie Lynn's teen pregnancy. Lynne's story recounts her feelings and regrets regarding many of the events her family faced as Brittany's fame skyrocketed their family into the public spotlight.

The most griping chapters deal with her first phone calls and meetings with Sam Lutfi, his hold upon Brittany's life and her parents' battle to regain control over their daughter. When she tells about Lutfi's first sickening phone conversations with her, I found myself wondering, Why would Lynne consent to meet with him?

After telling the reader about her husband's alcoholism, I started feeling irritated at repeated mentions of his alcoholism. However, I must say, I have not struggled with that kind of pain. I caught my breath when she described Brittany's first husband. Her putdown and her beloved sister's comment reminded me of cruel small town gossip. The comments were demeaning and unnecessary to the story. Then her warm affirmations of K-Fed felt like a disconnect when compared to his lack of moral fiber—dating Brittany while his other girlfriend was pregnant.

She swings between feelings of guilt to being naïve to rationalizing to second guessing herself to expressions of her faith in God. I slogged through some of the biographical parts of the book, along with chapters about her friends and thought, If an unknown author sent in a manuscript that dull, it would be rejected. Near the end of the book the sermonizing seemed thrown in to give the book a spiritually "up" or redeeming ending. The chapter "A Mother's Heart" may provide a cautionary how-to for young parents.

It's obvious that she loves her children and grandchildren dearly. I found myself cheering her on, "You go, Girlfriend," when she sprayed the paparazzi with water. Lynne Spears describes the frustrations and helplessness a family feels when fame strips privacy away from normal (or perhaps it's more accurate to say dysfunctional) family life. Parts of the book live up to the title Through the Storm, but the tone of the book fails to deliver on the subtitle's sensationalist promise "A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World."